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iabty:

yo dylan u were always my favorite even when i was in 3rd grade and everyone said u were fat i stood by u

iabty:

yo dylan u were always my favorite even when i was in 3rd grade and everyone said u were fat i stood by u

4 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 236,325 notes
7 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 13,192 notes
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sofapizza:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar

captivating

2 days ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 330,692 notes
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killbenedictcumberbatch:

mewmii:

"when ur 2000s Jams catch u off guard."

ME

3 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 1,313 notes
6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 322 notes

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 96,304 notes
536,595 plays

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 181,793 notes
radhomo:

my new favorite color

radhomo:

my new favorite color

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 187,312 notes

gnarlyninja:

"i don’t support feminism because-"

lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 91,048 notes
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freddyskrueger:

you thought

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 2,931 notes
necrophilofthefuture:

not so surprised that he’s nash grier’s best friend

necrophilofthefuture:

not so surprised that he’s nash grier’s best friend

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 38,001 notes
1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 91,187 notes

69nd:

i think squidward has some kinks that nobody has talked about

1 week ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 210,357 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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1 week ago on July 14th, 2014 | J | 385,606 notes

croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

1 week ago on July 14th, 2014 | J | 226,671 notes
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